Well...its about 9 in the morning...want to get this weekend started off right. Fuck yeah let's get a keg! Tap that shit....tap it real good... snag that beautiful red cup, pump the shit out of that thing like you're that smelly kid that dropped outta highschool at the gas station pumpin my gas every Thursday.
Take that first sip and....what the Fuck...did someone drink gasoline and piss in my mouth?
No..it's Labatt blue...and you suck. What drunk idiot created you and decided you were good enough to sell to people...should be illegal, fuckin Canadians eh??
Welp, at least it gets the job done... Here's to a kick ass weekend...
Smell ya later
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