Greatest creation of all time?

What is this? I'll tell you what the hell it is... It's the modern day holy grail.  If you don't know what this unbelievable creation is, get off this page right now asshole and get a social life.  I dare you to find a rager in which this guest doesn't attend.  It's so simple and low-cost, in which it's brilliance shines.

How many memories do you have with this simple red cup that have been the best night of your life?  Actually, probably not many due to the fact that you were so shit-faced you couldn't even hit on that pretty girl you have been staring at all night... creep... and yeah, she noticed, ya douche.

I wanna know if Solo knew what they had in their hands at the time.  Was it, "Hey, let's make a cheap affordable plastic cup that people can enjoy at a get-together and fun occasion!" Or was it more along the lines of, "Let's fuck shit up."  I'll say it was along the lines of the latter.

Let's look at the positives.  You can drink out of it, you can stack it, you can play games with it, you can make a dumb ass little telephone out of it with a string to talk to the person that is 4 feet away from you, you can...uhh...drink out of it more...

All I'm saying is, whoever thought of this simple idea, should get a Nobel prize for whatever the hell this qualifies for.  I'm sure all of you reading this have one, or multiple, of these bad boys in your room right now... and if not, head to your closest shitty gas station, grab a 100 pack, and pour yourself a drink.  It's "College Classy."  I'll cheers to that.